everybody: hi what do you do i bike ride sometimes and im a professional cook and i love to swim especially in the summer sometimes i swim across the reservoir when im bored im an A+ student i hope to some day be president of the US

me: i run a blog

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  • me at 4am: who am i
  • someone: have you seen this movie?
  • me: no, but i've seen gifs
  • me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
  • me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck
  • When Normal Girls Laugh: They just have a soft cute little giggle
  • When I Laugh: I make Whale noises, fall on the ground, clap my hands really hard, scrunch my nose and squint my eyes.
Basic school day
  • me: i hate all of you
  • me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
  • me: holy fuck walk faster
  • me: get smarter idiot
  • me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
  • Me: Breathe if you find me attractive.
  • Entire human race: *dies from lack of oxygen*
  • me: *sees a hot boy jog past my house*
  • me: I KNOW YOU LIKE ME, THATS WHY YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY
  • December 21st: god decides he's had enough of sims and quits without saving
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  • December 20th: OMG DYINQ 2MORROW
  • December 21st: DYINNN TODAY OMG
  • December 22nd: WE SURVIVEDDDD
  • December 23rd: HOLY SHIT TOMORROWS CHRISTMAS
  • December 24th: ITS CHRISTMIS EVE
  • December 25th: LOOK AT MY PRESENTS ZOMG
  • December 31st: SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
  • January 1st: WE HAVNT TALKED SINCE LAST YEAR LAWL
prediction of future text posts on tumblr
  • December 20th: OMG DYINQ 2MORROW
  • December 21st: DYINNN TODAY OMG
  • December 22nd: WE SURVIVEDDDD
  • December 23rd: HOLY SHIT TOMORROWS CHRISTMAS
  • December 24th: ITS CHRISTMIS EVE
  • December 25th: LOOK AT MY PRESENTS ZOMG
  • December 31st: SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
  • January 1st: WE HAVNT TALKED SINCE LAST YEAR LAWL